MOLDY-DIMENSIONAL WHATEVER
(An occasional paper of the Journal of (Very) Speculative Philosophy)
Adam Blatner,
Confabulologist
Extraordinaire
If you really examine
the properties of the moldy-dimensional whatever, which is sort of like
the multi-dimensional beyond-space-time, only more elusive, there is a
distinct danger of your brain going poof, or at least beginning to
smoke out of the ears. I have been vouchsafed aid in giving a peek into
the problem, adjusted significantly for the limitations of mere human
cognition---and really, not even that. You'll have to use a fair amount
of intuition for this, because it's so, whatever.
So here's the thing:
Which, from another angle looks more like this.
... or perhaps, to dumb it down and make it less intimidating, try this angle:
Not that this is what it really
looks like. It's more the "shadows on the wall" as alluded to by
Plato's Parable of the Cave.
The point is to relax and enjoy the pretty pictures. Print them off,
enlarge them, color them. That is probably the most appropriate
response. Do not (I repeat, do not) try to "figure them out." Their
meaning is beyond human ken. You may, if you are poetically
left-brained, allow yourself to be inspired to generate some poetic
warblings, but know that's all we foolish mortals can do. 's okay.